Ēji Uhotá-nant ([root words not on file] [Translation Unavailable]) is a temperate Metropolis located in the Frōk-vlök Woods of the woods.
The name Ēji Uhotá-nant is derived from the Gnollish language, as Ēji Uhotá-nant was founded by Courtney vyim Yuvnoyutsɪxt vyim Rolɑrtɑeplə˞rd vyim Yuvnotræ̝rg vyim Yuvnoyutsɪxt vyim Glə˞ʤine vyim Rovuldyutsɪxt vyim Fɪgsegraɑgki vyim Roxlendyutsɪxt vyim Yuvnonreys vyim Yuvnonreys vyim Fɪgseʤine vyim Glə˞tunk vyim Mɑnkʤine vyim Rolɑrtɑirdirn vyim Yuvnorusg vyim Rovuldrusg vyim Fɪgseʤine vyim Rolɑrtɑnreys vyim Yuvnoirdirn vyim Rolɑrtɑcu, who was culturaly Gnollish.
Climate
Ēji Uhotá-nant has a yearly average temperature of 3°C (37°F), with its average temperature during the summer being an icy 27°C (80°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cold -21°C (-5°F). Ēji Uhotá-nant receives an average of 252 cm/y (99 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of snow during the pleasantly short winter months. Ēji Uhotá-nant covers an area of nearly 317 km2 (126 mi2), and an average elevation of 2550 m (8366 ft) above sea level.
Overview
Ēji Uhotá-nant was founded durring the early 10th century, by Courtney vyim Yuvnoyutsɪxt vyim Rolɑrtɑeplə˞rd vyim Yuvnotræ̝rg vyim Yuvnoyutsɪxt vyim Glə˞ʤine vyim Rovuldyutsɪxt vyim Fɪgsegraɑgki vyim Roxlendyutsɪxt vyim Yuvnonreys vyim Yuvnonreys vyim Fɪgseʤine vyim Glə˞tunk vyim Mɑnkʤine vyim Rolɑrtɑirdirn vyim Yuvnorusg vyim Rovuldrusg vyim Fɪgseʤine vyim Rolɑrtɑnreys vyim Yuvnoirdirn vyim Rolɑrtɑcu. The establishment of Ēji Uhotá-nant suffered from many setbacks, delays, and obsticles, most notably a group of Ēji Uhotá-nant which required millitary assistance exterminate before the community could finish being built.
Ēji Uhotá-nant was built using the conventions of Gnollish durring the early 10th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Ēji Uhotá-nant is no diffrent. The metropolis's buildings feature delicute timber framework hidden behind layer upon layer of finly ground plaster bleached to an almost glossy white sheen, with green clay tiled roofs and decorative brass-leafed trim. Even the smallest, poorest looking structures appear to be expencive thanks to the extreem elegence of the organic shapes and paterns going into their lofty, spire-y, vagly gothic designs. The more well off folks live in identicle homes, save for even shiner trim and a more whimsical appearance to their structures flowing forms.
Ēji Uhotá-nant is is constructed arround a semi-circular broad baked earthen mainstreet, with smaller strait roads linking the circiles to eachother at varrious points. The lakeside metropolis posesses a mighty albit amaturly crafted stone wall. It was built using querried stone blocks and posesses all of the standard defencive features, including a few watch towers. While it would last against a siege, the wall's outdated and simplistic construction method percludes the possability of Ēji Uhotá-nant weathering a full scale bombardment durring a siege. Astonishigly, the budget focused millitary grade defenses are in pristine condishion, as if they had just been finished before you laied eyes upon them.
Before you’ve even set foot into the heart of Ēji Uhotá-nant, you can smell it. The incense. It hangs about the town like a cloud. Monks, priests, and clerics are everywhere, all dedicated to the same divine, all performing the same rituals to bless and anoint buildings, streets, people, animals, you name it they are or have blessed it. The same holy symbol is everywhere too. Its on buildings, on people, and even branded into livestock. This certainly loves its divine. Asside form the revrent worship, you can see the citizens are preparing for something, and that something isn’t good. Weapons are worn openly. Defensive structures have been recently constructed to guard less used areas of the metropolis. Merchants seem very eager to sell their wares at discount prices. Something is coming.
Civic Infrastructure
Ēji Uhotá-nant possesses a city-wide Aethary Link which provides Aethary access anywhere within its metropolitan. This allows citizens who can afford the relevant devices access in their places of work, and rarely homes.
Ēji Uhotá-nant has an animal control department which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the control, impoundment, and disposition of animals.
Ēji Uhotá-nant has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Ēji Uhotá-nant. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Ēji Uhotá-nant's parks.
Ēji Uhotá-nant has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Ēji Uhotá-nant.
Ēji Uhotá-nant has a government-funded child care program, overseen by the local Department of Nursemaids, which is responsible for providing childcare to working-class citizens according to local ordinances.
Ēji Uhotá-nant has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.
Ēji Uhotá-nant has a Guild of Nurses, which is tasked with caring for the elderly and infirm in accordance with local ordinances, religious values, and customs.
Ēji Uhotá-nant has a Department of Firefighters, which is responsible for organizing fire fighting efforts during a fire and enforcing local ordinances relating to fire safety.
Ēji Uhotá-nant has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.
Ēji Uhotá-nant has a Hall of Slayers, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.
Ēji Uhotá-nant has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Ēji Uhotá-nant's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.
Ēji Uhotá-nant has an Scientific Academy which provides higher education in the natural sciences.
Ēji Uhotá-nant possesses a Galvanic Power Grid, which brings galvanic current to most if not all buildings in town, and permits a great many consumer goods to function within the Metropolis. Ēji Uhotá-nant's grid is powered by a god's will and kindness.
Ēji Uhotá-nant possesses an older civil lighting system consisting of street lamps. In spite of the Galvanic Grid, these lights continue to use their old fule sources to provide nighttime illumination to all city streets.
Ēji Uhotá-nant has a first rate hospital which caters to anyone in need of long term medical care.
Ēji Uhotá-nant has a library, which keeps a large collection of books, scrolls, and archives all manner of physical items. While not open to the public, the librarians and scholars employed by the library will assist anyone with their research needs, and wealthy individuals can purchase membership to access the library's materials themselves. In spite of being generally closed to the public, the library has a room with several Aether Linked devices available to the public during business hours.
Ēji Uhotá-nant has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Ēji Uhotá-nant's natural decorations nor waterways.
Ēji Uhotá-nant has a Guild of Roadworkers, who are responsible for maintaining the roadways and public paths within town. They also have the duty of enforcing all civil laws relating to the roadways.
Ēji Uhotá-nant has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.
Ēji Uhotá-nant has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.
Ēji Uhotá-nant is home to a University which provides higher education in a variety of fields, and also serves as a research institute for those same fields.
Cultural Notes
A substantial minority of the locals are descended from foreigners alien to their local neighbors. They may have been religious exiles, economic migrants, indigenous locals surrounded by the existing polity, or a foreign settlement conquered within the relatively recent past. The locals may not be enthusiastic about being ruled by others not of their kind, and their neighbors may look askance at the way foreign customs or even laws may be maintained.
Ēji Uhotá-nant's bank was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is based upon new and innovative technologies of construction and the idea that form should follow function. It was an embrace of minimalism and a rejection of ornament. The style became characterized by an emphasis on volume, asymmetrical compositions, and minimal ornamentation..
In Ēji Uhotá-nant rainbows form quite often above the Metropolis.
Ēji Uhotá-nant's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in summer and involves creating small tokens to channel Abjuration energies of tier 3 via speaking in tongues.
Economy
The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Eyom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.
Agriculture
Dairy Farmers: 6136
Farmers: 9391
Farm Laborer: 18229
Hunters: 9391
Milk Maids: 8155
Ranchers: 4274
Ranch Hands: 8049
Shepherds: 8155
Farmland: -364747 m2
Cattle and Similar Creatures: 774762
Poultry: 9297144
Swine: 619809
Sheep: 30990
Goats: 6198
Horses, Mounts, and Beasts of Burden: 309904
Craftsmen
Arms and Toolmakers: 6324
Blacksmiths: 6593
Bookbinders: 3779
Buckle-makers: 4304
Cabinetmakers: 7043
Candlemakers: 12396
Carpenters: 11269
Clothmakers: 8608
Coach and Harness Makers: 3405
Coopers: 8608
Copper, Brass, Tin, Zinc, and Lead Workers: 4159
Copyists: 3008
Cutlers: 2561
Fabricworkers: 7378
Farrier: 13773
Furriers: 1999
Glassworkers: 11919
Gunsmiths: 7467
Harness-Makers: 2979
Hatters: 6389
Hosiery Workers: 2213
Jewelers: 3405
Leatherwrights: 7946
Locksmiths: 3162
Matchstick makers: 4695
Musical Instrument Makers: 4364
Painters, Structures and Fixtures: 4077
Paper Workers: 4491
Plasterers: 4427
Pursemakers: 5165
Roofers: 3296
Ropemakers: 3068
Rugmakers: 2896
Saddlers: 5959
Scabbardmakers: 6811
Scalemakers: 3332
Scientific, Surgical, and Optical Instrument Makers: 2012
Sculptors, Structures and Fixtures: 2951
Shoemakers: 2951
Soap and Tallow Workers: 10873
Tailors: 19993
Tanners: 3922
Upholsterers: 4427
Watchmakers: 3973
Weavers: 9684
Whitesmiths: 2519
Merchants
Adventuring Goods Retellers: 2197
Arcana Sellers: 2167
Beer-Sellers: 4304
Booksellers: 4998
Butchers: 8608
Chandlers: 7946
Chicken Butchers: 7845
Entrepreneurs: 3178
Fine Clothiers: 8155
Fishmongers: 8155
Florists: 1878
Potion Sellers: 5634
Resellers: 12396
Spice Merchants: 4077
Wine-sellers: 6737
Wheelwright: 4919
Woodsellers: 2896
Service workers
Bakers: 18229
Barbers: 13187
Coachmen: 4767
Cooks: 14086
Doctors: 6136
Gamekeepers: 4557
Grooms: 2742
Hairdressers: 9996
Healers: 9535
Housekeepers: 9391
Housemaids: 17216
House Stewards: 9391
Inns: 3099
Laundry maids: 6198
Maidservants: 9684
Nursery Maids: 5634
Pastrycooks: 10686
Restaurateur: 11919
Tavern Keepers: 15495
Specialized Laborer
Ashworkers: 4395
Bleachers: 2791
Chemical Workers: 1770
Coal Heavers: 5847
In-Town Couriers: 6324
Long Haul Couriers: 6886
Dockyard Workers: 5738
Gas Workers: 1511
Hay Merchants: 2582
Leech Collectors: 7467
Millers: 7378
Miners: 6886
Oilmen and Polishers: 4557
Postmen: 7043
Pure Finder: 3998
Skinners: 9391
Sugar Refiners: 1770
Tosher: 4767
Warehousemen: 10686
Watercarriers: 6811
Watermen, Bargemen, etc.: 9391
Skilled Laborers
Accountants: 3898
Alchemist: 4880
Clerk: 6737
Dentists: 3194
Educators: 7845
Engineers: 4491
Gardeners: 3008
Mages: 2278
Plumbers: 3130
Pharmacist: 3733
Professors: 1347
Scientists: 2330
Wizards: 1324
Civil Servants
Adventurers: 2896
Bankers: 4274
Civil Clerks: 6886
Civic Iudex: 3645
Consultants: 2012
Exorcist: 7378
Fixers: 3603
Kami Clerk: 5902
Landlords: 6136
Lawyers: 3756
Legend Keepers: 5165
Militia Officers: 25825
Monks, Monastic: 11068
Monks, Civic: 9684
Historian, Oral: 6737
Historian, Textual: 3645
Policemen, Sheriffs, etc.: 7043
Priests: 14086
Rangers: 3973
Rat Catchers: 4958
Scholars: 4625
Spiritualist: 5634
Slayers: 1755
Storytellers: 10873
Military Officers: 11068
Cottage Industries
Brewers: 9996
Comfort Services: 11477
Enchanters: 3521
Herbalists: 3405
Jaminators: 9391
Needleworkers: 9996
Potters: 5165
Preserve Makers: 8608
Quilters: 4767
Seamsters: 22136
Spinners: 10330
Tinker: 3603
Weaver: 8155
Artists
Actors: 3228
Architects: 1210
Bards: 4767
Costumers: 1901
Dancers: 3689
Drafters: 1973
Engravers: 2519
Fine Furniture Carpenters: 1526
Glaziers: 3162
Inlayers: 2923
Musicians: 9114
Painters, Art: 1565
Playwrights: 3296
Sculptors, Art: 2742
Wood Carvers: 9391
Writers: 11068
Produce Industries
Butter Churners: 11068
Canners: 8608
Cheesmakers: 9114
Ice Merchants: 1395
Millers: 6198
Picklers: 5252
Smokers: 3922
Stockmakers: 3521
Tobacconists: 4919
Tallowmakers: 7207
1184894 of Ēji Uhotá-nant's population work within a Foundational Occupation.
65644 work in Agriculture
266573 work as Craftsmen
96090 work as Merchants
181948 work as Service Workers
117989 work as General Laborers
48195 work as Skilled Laborers
172627 work as Civil Servants
110550 work in Cottage Industries
64074 work as Artists
61204 work in Produce Industries
2126717 of Ēji Uhotá-nant's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. -212563 (7%) are noncontributers.
Points of Interest
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History
In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the late 2nd century, Ēji Uhotá-nant was attacked by organized criminals with significant wealth and power. The details of the conflict are hazy at best due to many conflicting accounts. What is known is Ēji Uhotá-nant lost 187 people, 165 livestock, and 73 buildings. The conflict ended after roughly 221, when members of Ēji Uhotá-nant's militia enacted an operation to destroy a particular enemy resource. The operation was complicated by thick blankets of fog, which hid friend and foe alike. The conflict ended with a last stand against the enemy until a particular event occurred, which ended in victory for Ēji Uhotá-nant's forces. The war is remembered in legend by Ēji Uhotá-nant's bards, historians, and legend keepers.